Dog Humor - The Dog Rules
The dog is not allowed in the house.
Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in
certain rooms.
The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off
the furniture.
The dog can get on the old furniture only.
The dog is allowed on the furniture, but isn't allowed
to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by
invitation.
The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants,
but not under the covers.
The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
Humans must ask permission to sleep under
under the covers with the dog.
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