Dog Humor - What Not to Name Your Dog
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or
"Boy". I call mine "SEX". Now SEX has been very
embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I
told the clerk I would like a license for SEX. He said, "I'd like to
have one to". Then I said, "But this is a dog". He said he
didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand,
I've had sex since I was nine years old". He said I must have been
quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the
dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and
myself, and a special room for SEX. He said that every room in the place
was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, SEX keeps me awake at
night". The clerk said, "me too".
One day I entered SEX into a contest, But before the
competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just
standing there, looking around. I told him I planned to have SEX in the
contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't
understand," I said, "I hoped to have SEX on television".
He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight
for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had SEX before I was
married". He said, "me too". Then I told him that after I was
married, SEX left me. He said, "me too".
Last night SEX ran off again. I spent hours looking
around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing
in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said I was looking for SEX.
My case comes up Friday............
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