Dog Humor
10 Signs That You Have A Dumb Dog




10. Thinks that a "stool sample" is something you find in a furniture factory.

9.  Buries tail, wags bones.

8.  When you give him Alpo, he just eats the meat-by products.

7.  Despite the overwhelming evidence, still smokes two packs a day.

6.  Showed up at the Whoopi Goldberg roast in cat face.

5.  Has suffered over two dozen concussions from toilet seat falling on his head.

4.  Thinks "Snausages" is a real word.

3.  Voted for Fred Grandy, Love Boat's gopher, because he really thought he'd be a good  congressman.

2.  Spends hours staring at kitchen cabinet, waiting for tiny horse-and-carriage to come out.

1.  Constantly chasing people named "Katz".




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