Dog Humor
10 Signs That You Have A Dumb Dog
10. Thinks that a "stool sample" is something
you find in a furniture factory.
9. Buries tail, wags bones.
8. When you give him Alpo, he just eats the meat-by
products.
7. Despite the overwhelming evidence, still smokes
two packs a day.
6. Showed up at the Whoopi Goldberg roast in cat
face.
5. Has suffered over two dozen concussions from
toilet seat falling on his head.
4. Thinks "Snausages" is a real word.
3. Voted for Fred Grandy, Love Boat's gopher,
because he really thought he'd be a good congressman.
2. Spends hours staring at kitchen cabinet, waiting
for tiny horse-and-carriage to come out.
1. Constantly chasing people named
"Katz".
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