Dog Humor - Does Your Dog Own You?
See how many of these statements apply to you and your
dog...
You believe that every dog is a lap dog.
If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.
You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not
one of your kids.
You often claim that it was love at first sight with you
and your dog.
You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.
You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.
No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough
for you and your dog.
You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you
do for yourself.
You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the
lips,
even when you know where his lips have been.
You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even
feed every dog in the neighborhood. You know their names.
You let the neighbor's dog sleep over.
You believe that there's no such thing as a bad dog.
Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.
When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first
choice.
You sit on the floor if your dog got to the chair first.
You talk to your dog while driving.....He answers.
Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.
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