Dog Humor - Top Ten Dog Thoughts
10. "I could've sworn I heard the can
opener."
9. "Why doesn't the government do
something about mange?"
8. "Is there something I'm not getting
about Norm Crosby?"
7. "I wonder if Toto was gay?"
6. "Mmmm.....that filthy standing water
sure hits the spot!"
5. "Hey--no kidding, I'm sure that's the
can opener."
4. "I still miss Lorne Greene."
3. "Would we dogs have built a vast and complex
civilization
of our own if we weren't distracted by our
ability to lick ourselves?"
2. "Please, oh, please, oh, please let
that be the can opener."
1. "If there's a God, how can he allow
neutering?"
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