Dog Humor
Life Lessons Learned From A Dog
Don't go out without ID.
Be direct with people; let them know exactly how
you feel by piddling on their shoes.
Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to
use it.
Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose
in the crotch is effective.
When you do something wrong, always take
responsibility
(as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed).
If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
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