Dog Humor
10 Reasons For Losing The Dog Show
10. Mistaken in assumption there would be a chance
to win from drinking from the toilet competition.
9. Thought I saw that little chuckwagon.
8. Bad idea going to Don King's barber.
7. Caught in a lie claiming to be Cycle
Two
dog when I'm really Cycle Three.
6. Shouldn't have picked Dan Quayle as
running mate.
5. My lifelong battle with problem
drool.
4. During spelling portion, spelled
"ubiquitous" with two B's.
3. Didn't know that was the judge's leg.
2. Money goes to trainer anyway, so let him
stand naked in Madison
Square Garden and get touched by a stranger in a bad suit.
1. Like me, the whole thing was fixed.
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