Dog Humor
20 Reasons Why A Dog
Can't Use A Computer
20. Can't stick their heads out of Windows 98 or XP.
19. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to
one side.
17. Too difficult to "mark" every website
they visit.
16. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear
"You've Got Mail."
15. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're
browsing
www.pethouse.com instead of working.
13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG Frisbee.
12. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon"
that signifies tail-wagging.
10. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the
Microsoft Opposable
Thumb.
9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
8. Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other
hand...
7. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice
recognition
software.
6. Smell-U & Smell-Me still in beta test.
5. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out
of the
question!
4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to
maneuver.
3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup,
alt.pictures.master's.leg.
2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than
online chat rooms.
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( * 1 Too Darn Hard To Type With Paws. )
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