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10 Differences If A Dog Were President




10.  Doggy door on oval office

9.  At press conferences, instead of "Mr. President," reporters would
     shout,"Here fella!"

8.  Goodbye Whitewater scandal, hello toilet bowl water scandal.

7.  Washington Monument replaced with hundred-story fire hydrant.

6.  U.S. might have more coherent foreign policy.

5.  Public enemy #1: That neutering jerk Bob Barker.

4.  Secret service and CIA dispatched to catch that little chuck wagon.

3.  Country really run by dog's smarter poodle wife.

2.  Here's your new national anthem: (videotape of dog
     barking Christmas jingle).

1.  One word: sausage-gate.




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