Dog Humor
10 Differences If A Dog Were President
10. Doggy door on oval office
9. At press conferences, instead of "Mr.
President," reporters would
shout,"Here fella!"
8. Goodbye Whitewater scandal, hello toilet bowl water
scandal.
7. Washington Monument replaced with hundred-story
fire hydrant.
6. U.S. might have more coherent foreign policy.
5. Public enemy #1: That neutering jerk Bob Barker.
4. Secret service and CIA dispatched to catch that
little chuck wagon.
3. Country really run by dog's smarter poodle wife.
2. Here's your new national anthem: (videotape of dog
barking Christmas jingle).
1. One word: sausage-gate.
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