Dog Humor - The Miss America Pageant
How The Miss America Pageant Would Differ If The Judges Were
Dogs...
Title revoked if old photographs surface of the winner
petting a cat.
Put your money on the girl wearing the sash made of baloney.
New sniffing competition.
Rambunctious Miss Ohio forced to wear one of those big
plastic cones on head.
Host Bob Barker torn to shreds by pack of angry neutered
judges.
Winning talent? Throwing a stick.
Pageant thrown into total chaos by judge in heat.
Miss Texas disqualified for stuffing her evening gown with
Gaines Burgers.
Winner gets to drink out of toilet.
Points taken off for mange.
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